Random Cuteness

Random Cuteness





SENIOR WEDDING

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

Pharmacist: "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist:"Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimers?"

Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinsons disease?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!"

(Gotta love the patient who puts a smile on your face;))

DON'T FORGET IT! ;>

CONFESSIONS OF A WRITING QUEEN or KING

CONFESSIONS OF A WRITING QUEEN or KING

WADD=Writers Attention Deficit Disorder.



Definition: A trigger within the brain that turns a simple thought into an idea. The brain is then consumed by the idea. From this point on, the brain functions on eighty-five percent plot, characters, conflict and resolution.

There is no known cure for this disorder, only a temporary fix: A completed manuscript.

If you think you might have WADD, answer the following questions:

1. You carry a notepad and pen in your purse/pocket, car, and at work.

2. You don't hesitate to jump out of bed to write down a new idea, script, dialogue, or anything pertaining to your WIP.

3. You drag your laptop/notebook everywhere you can.

4. Some of your best friends are your characters!

5. You prefer your writing buddies over your childhood friends, current friends.

6. Entertainment is creating drama, romance, mystery or whatever your writing entails, over a trip to Disneyland! (I can create a better one anyway!)

7. Your child asks if three of his/her friends can stay the night. And you say okay, but don't remember okaying it.

8. You have more than three stories already plotted out, and you continue to add to the list of unfinished idea's.

Results: If you answered YES to 3 out of the 8 questions, you are afflicted with the awesomeness of WADD.